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Jun. 25th, 2005 02:42 am
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Garth never understood why people claimed that puppies were good for picking up women. A puppy couldn't even pick up one woman whereas Cuddles could easily pick up several.

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Jun. 24th, 2005 06:44 pm
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Humanoid/pinoid relations were about to get off to a rocky start. Hundreds of years later schoolchildren will laugh at this misunderstanding.

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Jun. 23rd, 2005 07:47 pm
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Victor was tired of people laughing at those who believed that being photographed would capture their soul. He purchased a surplus "trap" from a once high-flying company and adapted it into a camera that captured a digital image and and the soul of anyone photographed with it.

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Jun. 22nd, 2005 12:00 am
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The beautiful day seemed like a good time to try out the new Go Outside System (tm). Unfortunately for Bob and especially Timmy, Bob had installed the Ejector Couch Device facing the wrong way.

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Jun. 21st, 2005 12:44 am
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Pete directed his own TV ad as he prepared to launch the line of weightless, cordless computers based on an idea he heard in an old story.

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Jun. 20th, 2005 10:47 am
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Jake had come up with another scheme to leverage his crane to increase his junk stream and to tap the lucrative demand for aftermarket performance tuning at the same time.

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Jun. 19th, 2005 01:09 pm
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It was a nice road through a pretty, green countryside. Except for the dragon problem.

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Jun. 18th, 2005 07:10 pm
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The first contact ship design using the superconducting cable as a re-entry shield served the team extremely well until they came across the colony of felinoids. Sorting out exactly what caused the reaction in the felinoid delegation that day would take scientists on both sides several months.

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Jun. 17th, 2005 11:49 pm
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As agreed, they met by one of the watering holes on their desert world. Unfortunately, in his grey suit Gordon unwittingly looked like their mortal enemy. This was a serious set-back in the negotations with the scissorians.

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Jun. 16th, 2005 09:26 pm
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As Jim radioed back to town he knew his daring attempt to quell the increasingly turbulent volcano would be one for the history books.

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Jun. 15th, 2005 10:49 pm
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Like many first time genie users, Henry was unaware of the importance of speaking specifically.

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Jun. 14th, 2005 10:38 pm
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Unlike Smith, Bob knew better than to attempt to explain to the beast that there was no way something that size could move like a hovercraft.

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Jun. 14th, 2005 01:28 am
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Life is bleak indeed for man stuck in sandstorm with a flipper and a hook instead of hands.

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